Intro to a Hedonistic Ontario Camping Getaway for Couples

A brown teddy bear removing it's outer fur to reveal flesh colored fur underneath.

A chance to Bare It All!

So, you’ve booked yourselves into Teddy Bare Picnic, or are interested in doing so, but not quite sure what you’ve gotten yourself into? Not to worry! You’re not the first ones to feel this way! We are a little vague on purpose, to protect the privacy of our attendees, but don’t worry, it really does happen! And it’s an amazing, weekend-long party.

We’ve hosted Teddy Bare Picnic at the same location since it’s inception 12 years ago. Many couples from the original event still return year after year because it’s so awesome! The event has ebbed and flowed over the years, but recently it’s shown a marked increase resulting in selling out the entire event the last couple of summers.

The event is held outdoors and attendees bring their camping gear, camper or RV and set up amid other like-minded, friendly couples. There are no marked campsites, and with the increase in attendees, we find ourselves sharing space and camping right beside other fun, friendly couples. But this isn’t a relaxing weekend in the woods. It’s more like Woodstock, but with more freedom!

Daytime DJ’s and evening bands encourage hundreds of couples to converge on the grassy dance floor. Dressed in sexy outfits and moving in provocative ways, everyone is there for the same purpose: to let their inhibitions slip away.

Join in on the Schedule of Events and play naked beach volleyball, make human sundaes or take a trip down the Sexy Slip n Slide! Jump into the Lube Pit or join hundreds of others in the Foam Pit and feel the sensuality of slipping past other wet bodies.

Games, contests, body painting and other fun, sexy activities help create the mood and set you on a path for some naughty shenanigans. Ice breakers and mixers help you to meet other exciting, open-minded couples.

The entire resort is clothing optional, so don’t worry about packing a ton of clothes. Even those who say they won’t go naked find themselves exposing more than they expected to.

That’s the beauty of Teddy Bare Picnic: you can explore your hedonistic side at whatever pace suits you best. Just come with an open mind and an expectation to have fun and meet other fun couples. Whatever happens, is up to you!