Teddy Bare Picnic
Frequently Asked Questions
What Should We Wear?
Casual/Erotic Wear for both of the dances on Friday and Saturday night. Also bring your sexiest swimsuits, shorts, jeans, sandals/sneakers, hats, and a light jacket.
Will There Be Theme Dances?
Yes! There is a theme for both the Friday and Saturday night dance parties. We change it up regularly to keep it fresh.
The themes will be included in the Schedule of Events that is emailed to all registered participants a week or two prior to the event. Watch for it in your inbox.
What About Showers?
Our indoor complex has shower areas which will be available all weekend.
What Happens If It Rains?
We have even more fun…. We also have a large indoor complex. Large enough for everyone to party inside.
What Should We Bring?
Contests to prepare for
Best Campsite, Best Buns (male), Best Chest (female), Ms TABOTA No Swimsuit, and more!
A flashlight for walking around in the evening.
Our resort has a full service restaurant on site. An optional meal package will also be available to couples at an additional cost that will include buffet breakfast both mornings and a BBQ dinner on Saturday afternoon.
We have many exciting games, and every year it changes, so watch your inbox for the Schedule of Events. In past we have had:
- X-Rated Scavenger Hunt
- Naked Slip ‘N’ Slide
- Hot Oil Wrestling
- Human Sundaes and
- Body Painting
For everyone’s safety, glass containers are not allowed (beer bottles, etc.) Please transfer them to plastic. BYOB.
Lawn chairs, trash bags, firewood, candles, inner tubes or floaters, lanterns, bug spray, BBQ grill, charcoal, etc. Some people bring outdoor carpets, mats, or other material for outside of their tent or RV.
Water (and lots of it)
Keep in mind that warm weather, combined with alcoholic beverages and physical activity can cause dehydration. Be sure to drink plenty of water.
Towels, shampoo, tanning lotion, sunglasses, any medications, condoms, etc. Shower facilities will be provided throughout the weekend.
Can We Bring Our Pets?
No pets allowed unless you are physically impaired (hearing/vision, etc).
Can We Bring Our Camera?
No cameras are allowed in the public/general areas of the campground. Taking unauthorized photos will result in your camera being confiscated.
Can We Volunteer To Help?
Volunteers are always welcome. Please email us and let us know what you’d like to do to help out.
Can We Arrive Separately?
Both members of a Couple must both register at the same time in order to be given entry into the campground.
What If We're Not Swingers?
The Teddy Bare Picnic is not limited to only swingers. It is open to all open-minded adults from all walks of life interested in adult communication, fun and exhibitionism (these activities need not be sexual). If you like to mingle, socialize, camp, dance, flirt, and meet new like-minded adults, without any pressure, make your reservation now before it’s all sold out.
What if we have more questions?
We understand you’re excited about Teddy Bare Picnic and we are too! If you really need the answer to that burning question, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re able, usually within 24-48 hrs.
If you absolutely must call, we can be reached at 1-647-479-8569 but email is still the best way to contact us.