Teddy Bare Picnic
Schedleule of Events
It’s going to be a CRAZY weekend!
TIME TO GET YOUR FREAK ON!
2:00pm – 7:00pm Meet and Greet at the Beach
Head on down to the beach and relax and have a drink as you mix and mingle with all the other sexy couples that have come for the same reason you did. Who knows who you might meet?
All Weekend – Sexy Games of Chance
Looking for a little leisurely game of Testicle Toss or Bra Pong? We’ll have them and more set up and available for your use! Check out other fun games around the picnic!
4:00pm – 6:00pm Northern Summer Slut Olympics
Not your traditional summer Olympics. We remove the boring parts and throw in an unforgettable array of fun events to challenge our guests in ways you didn’t know you needed until NOW!
7:00pm – 8:00pm TBP Tent & Trailer Crawl
Fun meet and greet with sexy games at each of the hosting sites… Dirty Jenga, Dildo Ring Toss, Strip Corn Hole throw and much, much more.
9:00pm – 2:00am Bikini Dance Party
With all the housekeeping out of the way, it is time to start the party. Put on your sexy swim-wear and get your groove on as you dance to the hot and steamy tracks laid down by our DJ. Remember the people you met at the beach? They are looking for you!
11:00pm – 1:00am Campfire Jam and Talent Expo
Bring your instrument down to the bonfire for a impromptu jam session. Bellydance? Burlesque? Have some sexy talent you’d like to share with your fellow campers? Bring it on!! Sign up at Registration on Friday and show us what you’ve got!
12:00am – 3:00am After Hours Play & Hot Tubs in our Couples Pavilion
Check out TABOTA’s pleasure pavilion and play space!! With plenty of room to spread out, the shenanigans are sure to be epic! Bring a towel, it’s gonna get wet!
9:00am – 11:00am Breakfast (optional meal plan required)
Make sure you eat something yummy… you will need the fuel to keep yourself going all day.
11:00am – 12:00pm Many Hands Massage in the Couples Pavilion
Here’s a chance to work out those kinks from the night before and focus for a few moments on your partner, or invite others to join you in a 4, 6 or more handed massage. Enjoy the energy as several couples relax and massage nearby. Bring your favorite massage oil and a towel.
11:00am – 12:00pm Clothing Optional Volleyball
TABOTA gets the party started and your blood pumping with some vigorous high energy (and usually) nude volleyball. Come and watch everything bounce.
12:00pm – 1:30pm DJ Jim gets the Party Rolling
What would an outdoor picnic be without rock music blasting out of the speakers? Our DJ will take the stage and set the tone for the amazing afternoon to follow.
12:00pm – 1:30pm Lube Love-In
Climb in to the lube pit and slip slide your way into meeting some very friendly party goers. This is a new event at the Teddy Bare Picnic, and sure to be a crowd favourite.
1:45pm – 2:15pm Wet T-Shirt Contest and Ms. Teddy Bare Picnic
The reason they invented the Super-Soaker. Grab your water guns and participate in the sexiest of clothing-based sports as several hot-ties compete to see who will be crowned Ms. Teddy Bare Picnic. You will not believe some of the antics that our enthusiastic and ever so sexy girls will do to win the crown!
2:15pm – 3:00pm Guys Best Buns Competition
As the boys take center stage to strut their stuff, the ladies get a chance to experience more Magic than Mike could ever over. Who will claim this year’s crown as the man all the girls want to invite back to their tent?
3:00pm – 4:30pm Live Entertainment and DJ (Outdoor Stage)
Our live band and DJ will keep the picnic rocking. There is no time to slow down, sleep is for the work week!
3:00pm – 6:00pm Body Painting
Our professional body painters will create works of art on the sexiest canvas of all… the human body. Step right up and decorate that beautiful body! We will supply the paint and brushes, you supply the canvas! Help yourself, or let our artists work their magic!
3:00pm – 4:00pm Lube Wrestling Contest
Strip down to your swimsuits and jump into the wading pool. This activity is sure to be a crowd favorite, ‘cause after all, there’s nothing like watching ladies with a little lotion in their motion.
4:30pm – 5:45pm BBQ (optional meal plan required)
You simply cannot have a picnic on a beautiful day with hot and sexy people without having a BBQ. Make sure you keep hydrated and well fed all day because the party is only getting started!
6:00pm – 7:30pm Live Entertainment and DJ (Outdoor Stage)
We will keep the party rocking through the early evening as we head towards our main events.
7:00pm – 7:30pm King Kong Beer Pong
Who ever said that size doesn’t matter? Like regular Beer Pong only BIGGER…. How far can you shoot?
7:00pm – 8:00pm Blender Party (BYOB)
We will blend the ultimate “Cock-tail”. You bring the alcohol, and TABOTA will provide all the fixins for what will surely result in
some tasty con-cock-tions.
8:00pm – 10:00pm Live Entertainment and DJ (Outdoor Stage)
Our band will storm the stage and make this a night to remember. Straight ahead rock and roll as naked girls dance in the crowd… could it get any better?
8:00pm – 8:30pm Hot Tub and Body Shots Party
It’s almost like you jumped on a plane and headed to a resort in the Caribbean. TABOTA saves you all the travel time, and we just cut to the good stuff as we get the night started on the right track.
10:00pm – 11:00pm The TABOTA FOAM Party!!
The Teddy Bare Picnic wouldn’t be the same without the infamous Foam Party. This is the one that people have been talking about for months. Come join all the other sexy couples in a 900sq foot den of pure pleasure. Who knows what you will find under the thousands of liters of foam?
11:00pm – 2:00am Jammies and Teddies Dance
Change into your “barely-theres” and come party with all the couples that you have met this weekend. This is your chance to make all your sleepy-time dreams come true.
11:30pm – 1:00am Campfire Jam
Rock on into the night as the impromptu jam session kicks into high gear around the Campfire. Bring some marshmallows and share them with the sexy person beside you.
12:00am – 3:00am After Hours Pleasure Pavilion
End the Teddy Bare Picnic with a happy ending. Come to the couples pavilion and experience what life should always be like!
Wednesday: Evening Campfire Meet and Greet
For all the couples extending the party for the full 5 days, a cozy warm fire and great time to meet your neighbors and get the party started!
Thursday: Sexy Scavenger Hunt & Early arrival party in the couples pavilion
What a perfect way to meet everyone at the picnic as you scramble throughout the resort looking for all the naughty items on your list. Winners will receive an extra special TABOTA prize package. Follow that up with an amazing early arrival party in the couples pavilion.
Have any questions? Check our FAQ page for the answer.