Swingers Event Schedule Teddy Bare Picnic
Explore, Connect, and Celebrate All Weekend Long!!
Looking for the ultimate naughty vacation in the great outdoors? This is like sexy summer camp — but for adults only. Teddy Bare Picnic offers a full slate of adult-only activities and entertainment set in a friendly, clothing-optional paradise.
While we keep things spontaneous for maximum fun, here’s a preview of the unforgettable experiences you can look forward to throughout your stay (see full event schedule… coming soon).

Teddy Bare Picnic General Schedule
Relaxed Mornings & Social Breakfasts
Start your day at your own pace. Enjoy a coffee on the patio, take a naturist stroll along the beach, or join fellow guests for a casual communal breakfast. There’s always someone up for good conversation and morning laughter!
Daytime Adventures & Beach Fun
- Soak up the sun by the water or try your hand at playful beach games.
- Take a refreshing swim, (or skinny dip!), or relax in the hot tub at our play tent
- Unleash your creative side at our body painting sessions
- Dive into spontaneous activities—think Wet-T Contests… Human Sundae… Lube Wrestling
- Enjoy an x-rated scavenger hunt or flirty icebreaker games designed to make new connections easy and natural as you celebrate your sexual freedom.


Afternoon Delights
As the day unfolds:
- Live Band plays all afternoon.
- Party in the Sun, mingle at the bar, or join pop-up mixers
- Prepare and share meals with friends in our welcoming, community energy
- Indulge in the wild non-stop party!—whether you’re camping, in your RV, in a cabin, or in a room
Nighttime Magic: Live Music, Parties & Playroom
- Let loose at our legendary foam party—where laughter and bubbles flow freely!
- Dance under the stars to high-energy live band and DJ playing everything from funk and pop to beach party classics
- Enter the Couples Playroom for a more intimate, sensual adventure (couples only, privacy & consent always respected)
- Enjoy themed parties, sexy costume contests, and surprise midnight games
- Wind down by a crackling bonfire, sharing stories and building friendships that last long after the weekend ends
Flexible, Laid-Back, and Always Fun Naughty Resort
The Teddy Bare Picnic schedule is designed so you can create your own sexual freedom adventure. Participate in as much—or as little—as you wish. Our welcoming team and fellow guests embrace everyone’s level of comfort and curiosity.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Ready for the Ultimate Ontario Adult Beach Weekend?
Register now and get set for an unforgettable journey of connection, sexual freedom, body positivity in an ethically non-monogamous lifestyle setting, and play at Teddy Bare Picnic! Get your Kama Sutra on and seize the adventure at our naughty events!
