Ready to embark on a sexy getaway and non-stop party at a couples swingers event? Think cottage country–pristine lakes, hot tubs, bonfire pit, and recreational properties, all offering an escape from city life and a connection with nature.
Teddy Bare Picnic is the ultimate couples resort for swingers seeking a sexy party weekend in nature with other adventure seeking couples.
What Types of People Attend?
Curious about the crowd at Teddy Bare Picnic or other adults only events? You’ll find that there’s no single “type”—our community is as welcoming and diverse as it gets!
TBP brings together couples from all over Canada and the US seeking to enjoy a fun… sexy… wild event together where they can meet other couples for intimate activities.
But WHO attends these couples only events?
Ontario couples resorts like ours attract adults of all backgrounds and identities. While couples (of all ages, orientations, and sizes) make up the majority, you’ll also meet warm, adventurous single women (often called “unicorns”). We welcome adults only from their late twenties through sixties and beyond—most find themselves right at home in their 30s, 40s, and 50s. About 35% of attendees have children, proving that lifestyle adventure fits many walks of life (source).
TBP is an exclusive lifestyle Ontario couples event that caters specifically to open-minded, committed couples interested in a clothing optional weekend without the kids. Single Ladies are welcome as well, but single men are not allowed. This keeps the male/female ratio as even as possible, creating a safe, inviting atmosphere. Let’s face it. If we allowed single men to attend this event, it would be more than half single guys. And that’s not our goal.
Perhaps in part because of this stipulation, our regulars return year after year and recommend our couples only event to their friends. This is why the event has grown exponentially we are now sold out year after year. We’re so very proud of what we have created and maintained since 2007!
Diversity & Inclusivity
The swing lifestyle community is valued for being body-positive and open-minded. Events are increasingly welcoming people of all races, ethnicities, shapes, sizes, and relationship structures. While statistics still show a majority of white, middle-class couples, every year brings more variety—something we celebrate at every event!
Discover more about our diverse, welcoming crowd at Sandy Bottoms Resort and Valentines In Niagara and Monster Bash. For a broader cultural look, check out the Sex club Wikipedia page.
Orientation: Female Bisexuality & More
Female bisexuality and bicuriosity are especially common among guests and often considered the norm (Wikipedia: Swinging). Some event platforms, show about 50% of female participants identify as bisexual. Whatever your orientation, respect and consent are the rule.
What About Single Guests?
Single women are always warmly received and often in high demand. To keep everyone comfortable and maintain a balanced, friendly vibe (read more at Tabota Events and Monster Bash).
Is the Community Safe and Welcoming for Newcomers?
Absolutely! Whether you’re just curious, exploring with a partner, or a returning lifestyle veteran, you’ll find an atmosphere of acceptance, privacy, and fun. The number one feedback we get? “I wish I’d tried this earlier!”
What About Accommodations?
All of our attendees understand this is an OUTDOOR event, and that we have no control over the elements. All of our guests are outdoorsy and can roll with whatever Mother Nature throws at us. Of course, there is a large pavilion on the grounds where we can gather if the skies really open up. But for the most part, when it rains, we go with the flow. Meaning: Get naked and go for a stroll!
While there are a few rooms to rent in the main building, these are reserved early, often for the following year before they leave the grounds. With hundreds of attendees at this event, most everyone brings a tent, camper or RV to stay in while at TBP. We see veteran campers that love Glamping, meaning they decorate and create a glamorous camp experience for themselves. Others are camping for the first time. Not to worry, if this is you and you arrive without all the basics, there’s always someone there ready to lend a hand or a forgotten item. That’s part of the beauty of this event: inclusivity!
What is the Vibe?: Sexy Swingers Party Getaway Ontario
Attendees at our Ontario couples swingers weekend party is extremely low maintenance, fun loving, open minded and adventurous. They love meeting other fun couples and making friends, often making plans to meet back at TBP next year, if not before.
Many of our attendees at our Ontario couples events are swingers on some level, but not all. Many are simply looking to experience something exciting outside their normal life. Others are nudists, exhibitionists or voyeurs. Some are looking to learn a new trick in the bedroom, and others are just looking for a sexy vacation that does not include kids.
So, as you can see, you’ll fit right in! Gather your camping gear, pack light, and get yourself to Teddy Bare Picnic this summer second weekend in August.
You’ll love the atmosphere – it’s like Woodstock for the Naughty!
FAQs: Swingers Couples Retreat Ontario
Is there a dining room at TBP?
The Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) does not have a traditional dining room or gourmet dinners like you might find in a hotel. Instead, attendees are encouraged to bring their own food and drink for the camping experience, as there is a restaurant on-site. The focus is on a casual, outdoor festival atmosphere where couples can enjoy meals and socialize in various communal areas, rather than an exclusive dining room experience with gourmet meals. So bring your own gourmet delights (and become your personal chef!) to create your own country breakfast, BBQ, or light lunches.
How far is TBP from Niagara Falls and Toronto?
The Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) is approximately 190-200 kilometers from Toronto, which translates to about a 1.5 to 2-hour drive depending on traffic. It is also located about 300 kilometers from Niagara Falls, which would typically take around 3 to 3.5 hours to drive.
Is TBP close to Georgian Bay, Blue Mountains or Haliburton Highlands?
The Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) is not particularly close to Georgian Bay, Blue Mountains, or Haliburton Highlands. It is situated in central Ontario, roughly halfway between Toronto and Ottawa. Georgian Bay and Blue Mountains are located to the northwest of Toronto, while Haliburton Highlands is northeast of the TBP location.
Does TBP have wood-burning fireplaces?
While Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) does not have wood-burning fireplaces, our campgrounds provide communal fire pits for guests to enjoy campfires.
Does TBP have all-inclusive packages?
The Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) does not operate on an all-inclusive package system like some resorts. Instead, attendees typically purchase tickets that cover access to the event and camping accommodations. Meals and drinks are generally not included in the ticket price, so guests are encouraged to bring their own food and beverages for the weekend.
Does TBP have a beach cabana?
The Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) does not have beach cabanas, however, the event features a clothing-optional beach area along the lake where attendees can relax and enjoy the outdoors.
Is there a health club at TBP?
No, the Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) does not have a health club and is not a couple specific intensive retreat with spa treatment rooms and that sort of thing. The focus of TBP is on outdoor activities and socializing in a relaxed camping environment, so attendees typically engage in fun activities like swimming, games, and live music rather than traditional gym facilities. And, there are numerous health benefits just being in the great outdoors where you can hike through woodland trails, like relaxation and peace of mind.
Is there a Whirlpool Bath Tub or spa tubs?
Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP) doesn’t have a Whirlpool Bath Tub or spa tubs. However, the event features a ‘Pleasure Dome’ area that serves as a couples’ playroom and includes hot tubs. The campground is also next to a pristine lake for swimming.
Should we come if we are having relationship problems?
It’s important to consider the state of your relationship before attending any TABOTA events. While many couples find that these events can enhance their connection and provide a fun escape, they are not like marriage retreats, or substitute for addressing underlying marital issues. If you’re experiencing relationship problems or marital breakdowns, it might be beneficial to communicate openly with your partner about your struggles and consider seeking professional help before diving into a lifestyle event.
Do you have a cancellation policy for TBP?
Yes, for the Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP), the cancellation policy typically allows for a partial refund if you cancel more than 90 days before the event. However, cancellations made within 90 days of the event are generally non-refundable. It’s always a good idea to check the official event page or contact the organizers directly for the most accurate and current cancellation policy details.
Where can I make travel arrangements for TBP?
For travel arrangements to the Teddy Bare Picnic (TBP), you can use various travel booking websites or apps for flights, car rentals, to get to the campground. Details about the campground and how to get there is provided after you book your tickets.
Couples Retreat Ontario: Ready to Book Your Sexy Couple’s Getaway?
Ready to book your Ontario couples camping and party weekend? If you’re excited to meet sexy, open-minded, genuine people who are looking for a swinging good time, you’ll fit right in. Reach out if you have questions—Teddy Bare Picnic is here to welcome you, no matter your experience or background.
